IM BACK BITCHES!
yes yes the holiday was great. awesome. swell. super. jeh jeh. whatever. There are more than enough albums on facebook to portray the HIGHLY ANTICIPATED OVERHYPED CHRISTMAS 2010. *rolls eyes and smacks gum*
But yeah.
Soooo tell me why I spent my last twenty pounds on ONE lipstick instead of something smart people would buy… you know, something for survival that I need and not just want, like…errr…. FOOD
oh man.
So I’m sitting at what I’m guessing is my gate at the airport just waiting for my flight which is said to take flight in approximately 5 and a half hours, snacking on a twirl chocolate bar that I bought with my last pound.
To be honest I WAS VERY ECONOMICAL when purchasing this “hello to obesity” bar since it was buy one get one free.
FATTY STATUS IN THE HOOOUUUSE!
There goes my “IN with the skinny” 2011 new year resolution. smh.
So yes yes I’m sitting right opposite Starbucks inhaling those orgasmic coffee bean aromas (with no british currency to buy myself a white chocolate mocha. oo baby! ok I’m going to stop fantasizing), AND I haven’t got a charger to charge this laptop since somehow between the fluctuating phases in my East Legon Princess residence and the continuous swapping of plugs and switches by my dear brother, the charger decided to end its life. *sigh*
So according to the laptop I have 6 hours of life, but we all REALLY know that that its actually a third of the bullshit its telling me. Seriously apple? Once again, there goes my movie that I planned on watching after typing out this blog post to hopefully put up once I get a hold of FREE Wi-Fi. damn you Heathrow!
FMD really. FMD! (F*ck My Day).
You know the saying “fool me once shame you. fool me twice shame on me”. Well then in that case SHAME SHAME SHAME ON ME! Yes, leggings are SUPER COMFORTABLE to wear, but NEVER wear them with a thong when traveling.
Fall break last year, while I was hurriedly making my way to my boarding gate at the airport, my leggings somehow started to slip off. As a reflex, I gripped the top of my leggings from the back and quite aggressively pulled them up.Instead, I gave myself a wedgie by tugging on my Gorgeous- string so hard.Thank God it didn’t snap!
As uncomfortable as it was, I had to keep my cool, with a screwed face, and continue to head towards my gate.
One would think that after an incident like that I would know better than to make that deadly combo. Obviously there was no thinking on my part. So this time around, as my leggings began to slip while I raced to catch the train to my terminal, without thinking twice, I hoisted what I thought were my leggings. My eyes shot wide open and I came to a halt ( for no longer than 3 seconds, otherwise that train would have been long gone).
MOTHER F#$%*& !!!
need I say more?
…Just when I thought I had some peace, I sat down to put my blogging brain to work, and to my surprise I was welcomed with a bright green post-it on my laptop screen, that read “please can I have my necklace back”.
This is obviously from no one other than my mother. DAMN YO! smh. But I already put that thang back in her room exactly where I pinched it from.
haha just gotta love her.
Ok, now I have 5 hours left on my laptop, which means I can watch 3/4 of a movie. *thumbs up* So I’m gonna love you and leave you.
cheerio mate! (or whatever they say in this part of the world)
Princess Me
xXx
bee.tea.dubs. HAPPY NEW YEAR! =)
